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This guy is sitting in a local bar when the lottery results are aired
on TV and he has hit the Big One. He Jumps up and orders a round
of drinks for the house then runs over to the pay phone. He puts
in a quarter and calls his wife and says "I just hit the lotto, I'm going
to do everything I always wanted to do... Pack your bags". His wife asks
if she should packfor warm
weather or cold and he replies "I don't care, just have your bags packed
and be out of the house by the time I get home"!
What do video games and Playboy have in common?
- They both improve your hand-eye coordination.
What's this (a twisted up paper clip)?
-The Bionic woman's pubic hair.
What's invisible and smells like rabbit?
-Bunny farts.
Why's a boss like a diaper?
-He's always on your ass and usually full of shit.